contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment
me: nobody asked you to do that though
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
it was probably liam and niall who leaked the song because they were bored and wanted to ruin some lives
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.
Oh the good old days
it was probably a good thing that zayn malik never became an english teacher because the amount of people who would’ve failed his class due to being too busy staring at him probably would’ve single handedly ruined the education system
when you dead and Zayn’s high note revives you
steal my girl is zayn af