problackgirl:

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

nialllhoran:

it was probably liam and niall who leaked the song because they were bored and wanted to ruin some lives

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

nialllhoran:

it was probably a good thing that zayn malik never became an english teacher because the amount of people who would’ve failed his class due to being too busy staring at him probably would’ve single handedly ruined the education system 

marvelmaliks:

when you dead and Zayn’s high note revives you

excdus:

Hyperrealistic portraits by Oliver Jones

excdus:

Hyperrealistic portraits by Oliver Jones

ashtonirwn:

steal my girl is zayn af

nz.